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1.) You talk about him 24/7
2.) Almost everytime you say something
it's about Jesse.
3.) Your friends know that everytime you have
to say something that there is a 99.9% chance that it is going to be about Jesse.
4.) When you play the game Telephone, your friends
wont repeat what you say cuz it is about Jesse.
5.) You talk to your Jesse McCartney pictures
6.) Your walls are covered with Jesse McCartney pictures
7.) You know almost everything about him
8.) You jump up and down and scream: "
Yay! It's His Birthday!!" on his birthday.
9.) Everyone knows when its Jesse McCartney's
birthday even they have no clue who he is.
10.)You have his name everywhere.
11.) You pratice your signature using Jesse's
last name.
12.) All you want for your birthday is to meet
Jesse McCartney.
13.) When ever someone says Jesse you think
that they are talking about Jesse McCartney and you have to know what they are talking about.
14.) Your binder and locker is full of Jesse
McCartney pictures
15.) When your mom tells you to take all of
your pictures off of your walls cuz you are moving soon you take off all the ones that aren't Jesse down and leave
all of the Jesse ones up.
16.) You actually get your friends not to talk
bad about him.
17.) You think that everyone around you looks
like him even if they look nothing like him.
18.) You beg your parents to pick New York or
Los Angeles to move to.
19.) For the marriage project in school you
got online and looked for a house in Westchester, NY.
20.) For a trip (in the marriage project) you
went to NY and you told your "husband" that he couldn't go.
21.) You know EVERYTHING about him (except
for his middle name.)
22.) You write fan fictions everyday
23.) In all of your fan fics you are his girlfriend
or best friend.
24.) You know all the songs by heart.
25.) You write yours and his name over
and over again then give it to your friend that does like him.
26.) Your printer is always out of ink cuz you
print so many pictures of him that your mom and dad wont buy a new ink cartridge cuz they know why you want it
27.) Your mom and dad have had to tell you more
than 20 times to stop printing pictures of him.
28.) Everytime you see a pictures of him
you fall in love with him all over again.
29.) Your friends call you "Mrs. McCartney."
30.)You've downloaded every song he's
sang...even if its just one verse.
31.) You have gone to every concert of
his within a 5 hour radius of your city.
32.) You constantly day dream and write
his name all over your notebook in class.
33.) During the summer you don't do anything
but go online to check the latest Jesse News.
34.) When someone that doesn't know of Jesse
McCartney asks, " Is that your boyfriend?" You say, "Yes! Of course!"
35.) Any or all of your screen names have to
do with Jesse
36.) You get your parents to buy Charmin
Ultra toilet paper just cause Jesse sang a jingle for it.
37.) You
tell everyone about him if they don't know who he is, and you tell them everything u know about him.
38.) You spend hours on the internet looking
for everything possible with him on it!
39.) When listening to radio Disney, you
break out into a silly grin when you hear "Hey, this is Jesse McCartney, and Radio Disney will be right back" - You pop your
Jesse McCartney CD into your CD player, put it on, just to smile and say "That's mah JMac!"
40.) You get tears in your eyes when you hear
the full-length of Beautiful Soul.
41.) For your birthday, your friends make you
a t-shirt with Jesse's picture on it that says "[your name] LOVES JESSE MCCARTNEY"
42.) You
constantly cuss at the computer just because you see sum other girl with Jesse in a picture
43.) You
scream at the television when Jesse is on.
44.)
When someone asks you who he is you scream at them because they havent heard of the hottest guy in the
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